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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, this following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized the fourth guy has not said a word. And he was looking far too smug, so they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and she said, "Wear a sweater."
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Meanwhile, the wives have a different story.....
The wives gathered at the mall for a day of shopping. At lunch the topic turns to husbands.
First wife: "I made my husband promise to paint every room in the house next week end, before I'd let him go fishing this morning."
Second wife: "I made my husband promise that he'll build me a deck for the pool."
Third wife: "That's nothing. I made my husband promise that he will remodel the kitchen for me."
After a slight pause of dreaming of their Wish List, the second wife said, "And do we think that they'll ever keep their promise?"
"NOOOO!" they all growled together.
"We-e-ell-l, ma-ay-bee," the first wife said, grinning.
Then the conversation went on about other broken promises. It was some time before they realized that the fourth wife hadn't said anything. The third wife turned to her and said, "Sooo?"
The fourth wife smiled smugly, sipping her latte. "The alarm went off at 4:30 AM. He turned it off and started snuggling me. After some very nice foreplay, we made mad passionate love and then more snuggling. Just as I was about to drift back off to sleep, he whispered, "I want to go fishing with the guys." I kissed him and said, "Be sure to wear a sweater." And he said the most wonderful thing in the world! He said, "I will, but it is your love that warms me through and through!"
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