How to Preserve a

HUSBAND

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Select one Fresh from the Market.

Not too Green, but Tender and Healthy.

Handle Gently for they Bruise Easily.

Sweeten with Smiles.

Blend with Patience, Humor, & a Pinch of Mischief.

Do Not Beat!

Preserve over a Steady Fire of Warmth and Affection.

Like Fine Wine they Mellow with Age.

Do Not Pickle or put in Hot Water;

This makes them Bitter.

Serve with Sugar, Spice and Tender Loving Care.

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