How to Preserve a
HUSBAND
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Select one Fresh from the Market.
Not too Green, but Tender and Healthy.
Handle Gently for they Bruise Easily.
Sweeten with Smiles.
Blend with Patience, Humor, & a Pinch of Mischief.
Do Not Beat!
Preserve over a Steady Fire of Warmth and Affection.
Like Fine Wine they Mellow with Age.
Do Not Pickle or put in Hot Water;
This makes them Bitter.
Serve with Sugar, Spice and Tender Loving Care.
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